CrisisKaraoke turns everyday meltdowns into sing-along satire. Burnt toast, snack rage, respawn despair, office dread, parenting chaos — if it hurts, we harmonize. Each track is a parody anthem built for catharsis, remixing, and viral spirals. We're not here to fix your problems. We're here to make them catchy.

Because everyone's meltdown deserves a chorus. The music industry would never greenlight songs about gum stuck to your shoe or controller rage. They don't fit the factory mold. They're too ridiculous, too personal, too real. CrisisKaraoke exists to give those moments a soundtrack — the kind of parody tracks that mainstream pop would never produce at scale.